maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

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relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you

tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*

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The “Everybody is done with everybody” Wedding

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I want this tattooed on my lower back

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spork:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

are you fucking high

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

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nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

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